Chinese Tale
A Long Name
Simpler solutions can be much more effective. An old Chinese superstition says that the longer a name, the longer lived and happier a person will be.


There once was a young hare that didn’t have a care in the world. One day, he was hopping along merrily in the
“D-dear tiger, it’s nice t-to see you,” he stuttered and bowed. A shiver was running down his spine.
“Oh, don’t bother with a bow,” growled the tiger mockingly. “I’m going to eat you anyway. I haven’t eaten a thing all day, and the sun’s already going down. I’m starving, you see.”
The hare was so scared that his heart was jumping out of his
“Stop wasting your breath,” grumbled the tiger. “You’re as good as dead!” Then it opened its mouth, ready to swallow
“Wait, wait!” cried the cowering hare at the very last second. “You might choke on me if you eat me too fast. You need to eat slowly and with proper manners, like the humans do. I think you should go for a starter first. You’re lucky you bumped into me, because…